America only turns 250 once.
What better way to seize the moment than by finding your tribe IRL?
ChudCon is part fraternal wilderness weekend, part low cortisol music festival, and part nostalgia-maxxing LAN party in your big brother's cool room with skull posters. Come with friends or come alone. Either way, you will not stay a stranger for long.
Lift, grapple, learn, and be sharpened.
Enjoy camaraderie and jolly-maxing with the boys in the great outdoors.
Somewhere out there are 100 other guys just like you.
They're looking for you, too.



Real photos of real chuds at ChudCon 2026. Don't ask us how we got them.
You'll leave tired, thoroughly white-pilled, and a few friends richer.



Arrival, camp setup, dinner, opening ceremony, live entertainment, and the first bonfire.
Competitions, lifting, grappling, guests, music, LAN parties, pond time, food, and fire until morale peaks.
Breakfast, closing ceremony, teardown, and the ride home with new stories.
Streamer, political commentator, and host of The Astrolabe.
Streamer and content creator.
Content creators and funny guys.
Artist, musician, and content creator.
Interested in partnering with CHUDCON? We'd love to talk. Email us at chudcon@gmail.com
Full weekend admission to all events, including food, a primitive campsite, and cold showers – bring your own gear or stay offsite if you want.
Camping gear package +$50
Hot shower package +$50
Commemorative CHUDCON T-shirt +$25
Provided meals include 5 meals - Friday dinner through Sunday breakfast - though feel free to bring your own snacks or food to supplement. There are restaurants, gas stations, and grocery stores nearby. Gear package includes a tent, sleeping mat, sleeping bag, and pillow. T-shirt buyers will select a size during checkout.
Enter your name, email, and a brief message explaining why you deserve special treatment in the official CHUDCON Charity Sponsorship Program. We’ll review it and see whether we can make things work for you.
Let us know so we can connect your generous donation with a lowly chud who can’t scrounge up the dough to attend this once-in-a-lifetime event.
Men 18 and older who want a weekend of competition, music, camping, brotherhood, and morale-building without corporate-event energy.
Absolutely. Meeting dudes you should have known already is part of the point.
No. Compete, learn, spectate, or relax. You do not need to prove anything to attend.
CHUDCON is rain or shine. If it rains, we get wet. If conditions become dangerous, organizers adjust intelligently.
Toilets, handwashing, cold showers, primitive campsites, nearby stores, plus optional camping gear, and hot showers.
Frederick County, Virginia – about an hour outside of Washington DC. Registered attendees receive the exact site address and arrival instructions.
CHUDCON is BYOB. Bring what you plan to drink, drink responsibly, and follow all event rules and applicable laws.
There are nearby hotels. Feel free to book one and attend as much of the weekend as you like.